Wednesday, August 11, 2021

Character Sheet: Bones Bailey

BONES BAILEY


Now, we have finished the television series, and we have SO many characters to cover, from all across the spectrum. There are a few characters here and there that might get a few upgrades to their movesets, mostly being the Donkey Kong cast (one example, I think Klump should absolutely have a Klaptrap gun now). But, there are so many that are so distinct from their game counterparts, I could only make a brand new slot for them. They are:

1.     Beezo

2.     Flurry

3.     Rex

4.     Tryclyde

5.     TV Mario

6.     TV Luigi

7.     Tommy Treehugger & Co-MC

8.     Evil Eric & Tammy Treehugger

9.     Princess Toadstool

10.  TV Toad

11.  Bones Bailey

12.  Oogtar

13.  King Koopa

14.  Robo Koopa

15.  TV Koopalings

16.  Wizenheimer

17.  Clovis

18.  Barney Todd

19.  Master Bryan

20.  Kid Dynamo

21.  Dr. Demise

22.  Gorilla Ghost

23.  Mervin the Magician

24.  Genie

25. Brutius Grouchimus Maximus

26.  Captain Clump

27.  Bunsen

28.  Hercufleas

29.  Salvador Drainaro

30.  Sergeant Kooperman

31.  Flab Boys

32.  James Blonde

33.  Vampa White

34.  Zero

35.  Captain Abidab

36.  Mugga the Medicine Woman

37.  Misaki

38.  Waldo the Wizard

39.  Quirks

40.  Queen Mushroomkhamen

41.  Wizard King of the West

42.  Junior

43.  Mighty Plumber

44.  Crime Wave Clyde

45.  Dino Riders

46.  Candy Kong

47.  Bluster Kong

48.  Eddie the Mean Old Yeti

49.  Baby Kong

50.  Kong Fu

51.  Metal Head

52.  Captain Skurvy

Bones Bailey is . . . well, he's a Shaggy knockoff created as a companion for Donkey Kong Jr. in the Donkey Kong Jr. segments of the Saturday Supercade. He was a friendly greaser who found Junior looking depressed upon arriving at the circus and finding his father had escaped. Bones gave Junior the encouragement he needed to go after his father, with Bones tagging along on the adventure. He was voiced by Bart Braverman, who seems to have largely retired from voice acting, his last credit being in 2015.

Across the various episodes, Bones is the standard well-meaning but clumsy doofus with a bit of a cowardly side, most of his contributions to the plot being accidentally stumbling into things and causing more trouble for Junior. That said, he does have a few actions to his name that we can pull from. These include: hanging from a tree branch, throwing acorns, pole vaulting, rolling on a trash can, bouncing on a mattress, swinging on a tire, jumping a hurdle, riding a bicycle, smacking with a purse, riding a skateboard, working a cement mixer, using a plunger, rolling on a giant ball, roller skate, smack with a broom, ski, and dress up as his female cousin.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Trash Can

One of his most frequent mishaps, and a move that best represents his clumsy nature, would be him getting stuck up on top of a rolling garbage can, leading to him crashing into something. Basically, the can would appear underneath him and he'd roll on it for a couple of seconds before moving in a certain direction and slamming into the nearest obstacle.


Side B: Roller Skate and Broom

This one is based on one of his focus episode where he dresses up as his cousin. During the chase scene he is rolling around on roller skates and smacking people with a broom. This will be much more controllable, whereas the first would only last as long as they avoid an obstacle and mostly moves on its own.


Up B: Pole Vault

This is based on an episode where Junior trains a bunch of kids to be more physically capable, with Bones following along with it all. One of the moves learned is using a long pole to pole vault themselves up into the air, which he will do.


Down B: Hurdle

He will jump over a hurdle as part of the above-mentioned training regimen, except in true Shaggy-expy fashion, he will trip over it, knocking it over and landing on anything in close proximity to him, doing damage (a little like Isabella's tripping attack).


Final Smash: Monkey Muscle

Now, it's entirely possible that these could be integrated into DK or Junior's movesets, and that's fine, but as Bones is the most notable representative of the Supercade series as a whole, it would work well to have the Supercade versions of DK and Junior appear on screen, shout out their catchphrases ("Monkey Muscle!!!" and "Dooon-Keey Koooong!!!"), and proceed to beat up the opponent in question.


Entrance: He'll pull up on his and Junior's bike and climb out of the sidecar.


Taunts: Up, he will put up his arms and mimic his pal's "Monkey Muscle!" Side, he will rub the back of his neck and look embarrassed. Down, he will slip on a peel and fall, looking around in embarrassment.


Thanks for reading! Next up, let's cover the caveman Oogtar from Super Mario World!

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