NIHILEGO/BUZZWOLE/PHEROMOSA/XURKITREE/CELESTEELA/KARTANA/GUZZLORD/POIPOLE/NAGANADEL/STAKATAKA/BLACEPHALON
The Ultra Beasts are a new type of “Pokemon” also introduced
in Gen VII, all coming from the Ultra Dimension that Lusamine and the Aether Foundation
had ripped tears into, the Ultra Beasts emerging from them and wreaking havoc
across Alola. Most of them are . . . weirder in concept than the average Pokemon,
with heavy basis on both sci fi tropes and various invasive species.
First up is Nihilego, a jellyfish made entirely of glass,
that has some aspect of mind-controlling aliens, like how it possesses Lusamine
in the end.
Standard B: Power Gem
Side B: Acid Spray
Up B: Clear Smog
Down B: Wonder Room
Final Smash: Continental Crush
Next we have Buzzwole, a giant musclebound mosquito that
drinks blood to help inflate its bulging muscles.
Standard B: Fell Stinger
Side B: Dynamic Punch
Up B: Vital Throw
Down B: Counter
Final Smash: All-Out Pummeling
After that is something of a partner Pokemon to Buzzwole, Pheromosa,
a cockroach mixed with a femme fatale who uses pheromones to control others.
Standard B: Triple Kick
Side B: Lunge
Up B: High Jump Kick
Down B: Low Kick
Final Smash: Savage Spin-Out
Next is Xurkitree, a living bundle of electrical wires and glowing
lightbulb-like attachments, that drains energy from any surrounding area.
Standard B: Thunder Punch
Side B: Power Whip
Up B: Magnet Rise
Down B: Shock Wave
Final Smash: Gigavolt Havoc
Fifth is Celesteela, a Pokemon with heavy influence pulled
from the tale of Princess Kaguya, being shaped like a rocketship one would take
to the moon, and made of bamboo, just like Kaguya was born from.
Standard B: Flash Cannon
Side B: Mega Drain
Up B: Heavy Slam
Down B: Iron Defense
Final Smash: Supersonic Skystrike
Sixth, we have Kartana, a small origami figure based on
paper, but paper cut so thin it slices like steel.
Standard B: Leaf Blade
Side B: Fury Cutter
Up B: Aerial Ace
Down B: Synthesis
Final Smash: Corkscrew Crash
And finally, for the first segment of them, we have
Guzzlord, a giant, all-devouring monster with a gaping mouth, based on the general
concept of gluttony. It’s also the main reason everyone believed the original
seven had some basis on the Seven Deadly Sins, with lots of theorizing about
what the others represented (Pheromosa and Buzzwole the only other ones with
clear correlations to Lust and Wrath respectively).
Standard B: Crunch
Side B: Dragon Rush
Up B: Body Slam
Down B: Belch
Final Smash: Black Hole Eclipse
Come Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, we gained four more. First,
we have the only Evolutionary line in the full set, being Poipole and
Naganadel, being based on medical syringes mixed with dragons, and some amount
of hornet inspiration as well.
Standard B: Venoshock > Dragon Pulse
Side B: Fell Stinger > Poison Jab
Up B: Charm > Air Cutter
Down B: Acid
Final Smash: Acid Downpour
After that, we have Stakataka, a giant walking structure
made up of a thousand sentient bricks that all move together as one.
Standard B: Rock Blast
Side B: Rock Slide
Up B: Magnet Rise
Down B: Iron Defense
Final Smash: Continental Crush
And finally, we have Blacephalon, a silly festival clown-type
Pokemon with a literal exploding firework for a head.
Standard B: Fire Blast
Side B: Shadow Ball
Up B: Mystical Fire
Down B: Mind Blown
Final Smash: Inferno Overdrive
Entrances would all be emerging from the Ultra Wormholes,
taunts would be tied to their theming, but I’d want them to all have at least
one “eerie spooky alien moment” in them. The Kirby hats would be Nihilego’s
top, Buzzwole’s head as a hat, Pheromosa’s crown thing, Xurkitree’s wires, some
of Celesteela’s bamboo hair/stuff, Kartana’s helmet flairs, Guzzlord’s mouth, Poipole
and Naganadel’s head syringes, just made of Stakataka bricks, and Blacephalon’s
exploding head as Kirby’s body. Karts would all be Ultra Ball themed, with each
one’s most distinct move. For Spirit Battles, you could reasonably put them all
on Aether Paradise, but you could also split them between Iki Town Plaza and Altar
of the Sunne/Moone easily. Their victory screens would all be based on their
themes, while losing screens would be fainting, or maybe their defeat scenes
from the games. And the color swaps would be their mains and shinies, as well
as other general colors. Nihilego would probably have its possessed Lusamine
form too.
Thanks for reading! Next up, let’s cover the standalone Legendaries of the generation. First, Necrozma takes control!



