Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Character Sheet: The Type Null Line

TYPE: NULL/SILVALLY


Maybe I should call it the Silvally line. Type: Null Line sounds weird. Anyway, now we come to Type: Null and Silvally, who I guess are considered Legendaries despite being heavily displaced from the Legendary section of the dex, but I guess that's allowed. They are chimeras, created by the Aether Foundation as an attempt to create their own Arceus, before it was freed and stolen by Gladion.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Crush Claw > Elemental Fang (switching between)


Side B: Double Hit > Multi-Attack


Up B: Aerial Ace


Down B: Metal Sound > Explosion


Final Smash: Breakneck Blitz


Entrance: Broken free from its tank


Taunts: Roaring valiantly, pacing around and scratching at the ground, things like that.


Kirby Hat: The big helmet thing, then the head wing thing


Kart: Just running

Special Move: Multiple Attack


Spirit Battle: On Aether Paradise, maybe teamed up with Gladion.


Victory Screen: Breaking free of chains and letting out a roar.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Jangmo-o performs a war dance!

Monday, March 30, 2026

Character Sheet: The Sandygast Line

SANDYGAST/PALOSSAND


Next up, we have Sandygast and Palossand, based primarily on sandcastles, but with an added Ghost-themed aspect of pulling people in and consuming their souls, as stated by the Pokedex. It is one of the more famous messed-up Pokedex entries out there.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Sand Attack > Shadowball


Side B: Bulldoze


Up B: Hypnosis > Sandstorm


Down B: Sand Tomb


Final Smash: Tectonic Rage


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Swishing the sand around, digging with its little shovel, beckoning someone closer, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Made of sand, with the shovel.


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Sand Tomb


Spirit Battle: On Pasio Hotel


Victory Screen: Pulling their opponent in and burying them.

Losing Screen: Fainted.


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Now reading the next opponent! Opponent type: . . . Null.

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Character Sheet: The Wimpod Line

WIMPOD/GOLISOPOD


Next up, let's cover Wimpod and Golisopod, a line of Pokemon based on isopods and other similar aquatic arthropods. They are famous for being Guzma's main Pokemon of choice, and for Wimpod having the gimmick of being a coward that switches out once its HP dips lower than half, with Golisopod representing its character arc becoming brave and strong. Wimpod is another with a distinctly limited natural movepool, but lucky for us, it seems to be a different limited movepool in the three generations it's been out, so . . . I think we can cheese it.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Sand Attack > First Impression


Side B: Rollout


Up B: Struggle Bug > Aqua Jet


Down B: Defense Curl > Iron Defense


Final Smash: Savage Spin-Out > Mega Golisopod


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Hiding and shivering, swiping forward and flexing, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Its shell on Kirby's back


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: First Impression


Spirit Battle: On Aether Paradise, possibly with Guzma as a partner.


Victory Screen: Wimpod realizing it one and hopping up and down happily before fleeing, Golisopod standing triumphantly and swiping forward.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Sandygast has a day at the beach!

Friday, March 27, 2026

Character Sheet: Oranguru and Passimian

ORANGURU/PASSIMIAN


Next up, we have a counterpart pair, similar to others like Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan and such in the past, except these two seem to be more opposites to each other. Oranguru is a Normal/Psychic type orangutan based on wise old shamans or gurus and the like, while Passimian is a Fighting type baboon or lemur and also a rugby player, with their contrast being their mental vs. physical focuses.

Here's the movesets I came up with:


Standard B: Stored Power | Rock Smash


Side B: Zen Headbutt | Close Combat


Up B: Psychic | Take Down


Down B: Future Sight | Reversal


Final Smash: Shattered Psyche | All-Out Pummeling


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Meditating, fanning itself with its fan, things like that | Crouching at the starting line, doing a victory dance, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Oranguru's hair, Passimian's melon helmet


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Stored Power | Take Down


Spirit Battle: On Pasio Hotel


Victory Screen: Going back into meditation | Doing a victory dance after scoring a try

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Wimpod chickens out!

Thursday, March 26, 2026

Character Sheet: The Bounsweet Line

BOUNSWEET/STEENEE/TSAREENA


Next up, we come to Bounsweet, Steenee, and Tsareena, who are primarily based on the mangosteen fruit, but develop into a humanoid feminine form like a lot of similar Grass types, this one specifically having a strong focus on its legs and ability to kick.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Magical Leaf > Trop Kick (III)


Side B: Sweet Scent > Aromatic Mist (II)


Up B: Rapid Spin > Leaf Storm (III)


Down B: Play Nice > Teeter Dance (II) > Stomp (III)


Final Smash: Bloom Doom


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Dancing around elegantly, spraying around some mist, things like that.


Kirby Hat: The leaves


Kart: Poke Ball car

Special Move: Stomp


Spirit Battle: On Iki Town Plaza


Victory Screen: Kicking a few times, then bowing. Bounsweet just kinda teeters a bit.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Oranguru plans out its attack!

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Character Sheet: The Stufful Line

STUFFUL/BEWEAR


Next up, we come to Stufful and Bewear, a line based primarily on red pandas, with all the associated cute cuddliness involved, but with an additional ridiculous strength that they don't fully realize themselves, doing massive damage entirely by accident. Bewear also pulls heavily from bears as well.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Brutal Swing


Side B: Strength


Up B: Take Down > Thrash


Down B: Payback > Bind


Final Smash: All-Out Pummeling


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: A damaging one could be pulling someone into a bear hug, others could be rolling around, laying on a block of ice, doing the T-Pose thing red pandas do, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Their ears


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Brutal Swing


Spirit Battle: On Pasio Hotel


Victory Screen: Grabbing the opponent, pulling them into a hug, and cracking their spine.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Bounsweet sweetens things up!

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Character Sheet: The Salandit Line

SALANDIT/SALAZZLE


Next up, let's cover Salandit and Salazzle, our first ever combo Fire/Poison types, based on both fire salamanders of myth as well as the mo'o of Hawaiian myth (the thing the Jangmo-o line takes their name from). They also have the vibe of artistic gecko designs you often see connected to Hawaii and other Pacific Islands. They have a distinct gender thing going on, where only the females can evolve into Salazzle, mostly tied in with the mo'o myth.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Ember > Fire Lash


Side B: Poison Fang


Up B: Smog


Down B: Sweet Scent > Venoshock


Final Smash: Acid Downpour


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Skittering around like lizards would, doing some sexy poses for Salazzle specifically, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Their heads as hats


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Poison Fang


Spirit Battle: On Pasio Hotel


Victory Screen: A Salazzle surrounded by Salandits, as a purplish haze fills the screen and it looks at the player seductively.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors.


Thanks for reading! Next up, Stufful doesn't know its own strength!