Friday, February 6, 2026

Character Sheet: The Kalos Fossils

TYRUNT/TYRANTRUM//AMAURA/AURORUS


Next up, we have the new Fossil lines of this generation. First, we have Tyrunt and Tyrantrum, based very specifically on the tyrannosaurus rex, followed by Amaura and Aurorus, based on the amargasaurus, a sauropod species known for its long neckbones, interpreted by many as either spikes or a frill. Clearly, Pokemon chose frill.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Bite > Crunch | Ice Beam > Hyper Beam


Side B: Rock Throw > Dragon Claw | Rock Blast > Ice Hammer


Up B: Rock Slide > Giga Impact | Icy Wind


Down B: Roar > Head Smash | Mist > Light Screen


Final Smash: Earthquake | Blizzard


Entrance: Awakened from their fossil (Did I do this for the previous fossils? I should have)


Taunts: Chomping around, trying to do stuff with their little arms, things like that. | Shaking their head so that their frill shimmers, playing in the snow, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Their head as a hat | Their frills


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Crunch | Mist


Spirit Battle: On Geosenge Town


Victory Screen: Letting out the iconic T-Rex roar | Shaking their frills to make a rainbow.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Carbink shines bright like a diamond!

Thursday, February 5, 2026

Character Sheet: The Helioptile Line

HELIOPTILE/HELIOLISK


And now for one of my personal favorites of the Gen (not for any real good reason, I just think they're a fun concept). Helioptile and Heliolisk are based on the concept of lizards basking in the sun, combining that with solar panels and solar energy to make our very first Normal/Electric combo. They're also probably based on the basilisk lizard, the one that runs across water.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Thunder Shock > Thunderbolt


Side B: Quick Attack > Breaking Swipe


Up B: Volt Switch


Down B: Parabolic Charge > Morning Sun


Final Smash: Sun Blast


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Basking in the sun, doing the little basilisk run, things like that.


Kirby Hat: The tops of their heads and their frills


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Morning Sun


Spirit Battle: On Lumiose City, stuck at the top of Lumiose Tower.


Victory Screen: Laid flat out on a rock and enjoying the sun.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors.


Thanks for reading! Next up, Tyrunt throws a tantrum!

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Character Sheet: The Clauncher Line

CLAUNCHER/CLAWITZER


Next up, we have Clauncher and Clawitzer, based on pistol shrimp, maybe with a little bit of the mantis shrimp (you know, the one with the super punch), mixed with an actual pistol and later bazooka. Not much else to say about them. They're kinda the new Corphish and Crawdaunt.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Water Gun > Dragon Pulse


Side B: Aqua Jet > Crabhammmer


Up B: Smack Down


Down B: Vise Grip


Final Smash: Hydro Pump


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Recharging its big claw gun, jetting backwards a bit, things like that.


Kirby Hat: The big claw gun.


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Water Gun


Spirit Battle: On Geosenge Town


Victory Screen: Firing off several blasts then jetting away.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Helioptile gets its day in the sun!

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Character Sheet: The Skrelp Line

 SKRELP/DRAGALGE


Next up, we have Skrelp and Dragalge, based, just like Horsea and Seadra, on sea horses and sea dragons, but this time mixed with kelp, like the kind you always see sea horses clinging onto and blending in with. They also recently became infamous with their Mega form that apparently literally gives its enemies cancer.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Water Gun > Dragon Pulse


Side B: Poison Tail


Up B: Smokescreen > Outrage


Down B: Acid > Sludge Bomb


Final Smash: Hydro Pump > Mega Dragalge


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Drifting around like seaweed, jetting backwards for a second, things like that.


Kirby Hat: The kelp part of their head


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Poison Tail


Spirit Battle: On Kalos Pokemon League, the water version


Victory Screen: Disappearing into a kelp forest (or a possible messed-up option in them looking through a window at their opponent in a hospital bed).

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Clauncher takes aim and prepares to fire!

Monday, February 2, 2026

Character Sheet: The Binacle Line

BINACLE/BARBARACLE


Next up, we have Binacle and Barbaracle, a pair of noticeably ugly Pokemon based primarily on goose-necked barnacles, complete with the long hand-looking growth things. There may be some connection to the Hamsa Hand symbol of Middle Eastern culture as well, especially when we get to Mega Barbaracle.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Rock Throw > Stone Edge


Side B: Bubble Beam


Up B: Infestation > Liquidation


Down B: Iron Defense


Final Smash: Stone Edge > Mega Barbaracle


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: The different hands looking at each other, picking a spot and nestling themselves down, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Like the Bunny Hood, but with two hands on it.


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Stone Edge


Spirit Battle: On Neos City


Victory Screen: Stepping out onto a rock as a ship sinks behind it.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Skrelp gives its opponents cancer!

Saturday, January 31, 2026

Character Sheet: The Inkay Line

INKAY/MALAMAR


Next up, let's cover Inkay and Malamar, primarily based on squids and cuttlefish, but also on Lovecraftian and Eldritch lore, such as the elder god Cthulhu, their Dark/Psychic typing heavily based on this. They have a general malicious mind-control vibe going on, which you may have noticed heavily emphasized in the build-up to the reveal of their Mega form.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Psybeam > Superpower


Side B: Night Slash > Psycho Cut


Up B: Hypnosis


Down B: Payback


Final Smash: Topsy-Turvy > Mega Malamar


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Swirling its tentacles and making eye contacts, jetting around like squids do, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Their hat/squid body thing and two tentacles


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Hypnosis


Spirit Battle: On Kalos Pokemon League


Victory Screen: Their opponents dancing around, Inkay or Malamar making eye contact with the player and starting their hypnosis.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Binacle clings to victory!

Friday, January 30, 2026

Character Sheet: The Swirlix Line

SWIRLIX/SLURPUFF


Next up, we have the second of our two new Fairy lines who mostly exist to fill out the new Fairy typing. Swirlix is based on cotton candy, or fairy floss as it is sometimes called, while Slurpuff is based on a meringue and other tasty sugary pastries like cream puffs and such. In general, sugar.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Draining Kiss > Play Rough


Side B: String Shot > Sticky Web


Up B: Fairy Wind


Down B: Cotton Guard > Wish


Final Smash: Sugary Dream


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Licking at itself a la Cinnamon Toast Crunch style, grabbing a chunk of itself and eating it, things like that.


Kirby Hat: The dessert on a plate on top of his head.


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Cotton Guard


Spirit Battle: On Lively Town


Victory Screen: Dancing around in a pile of sugary treats

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors you might find on a pastry.


Thanks for reading! Next up, Inkay and Malamar are the greatest Smash fighters to ever join the game. Everyone should play only Inkay and Malamar.