Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Character Sheet: The Skrelp Line

 SKRELP/DRAGALGE


Next up, we have Skrelp and Dragalge, based, just like Horsea and Seadra, on sea horses and sea dragons, but this time mixed with kelp, like the kind you always see sea horses clinging onto and blending in with. They also recently became infamous with their Mega form that apparently literally gives its enemies cancer.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Water Gun > Dragon Pulse


Side B: Poison Tail


Up B: Smokescreen > Outrage


Down B: Acid > Sludge Bomb


Final Smash: Hydro Pump > Mega Dragalge


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Drifting around like seaweed, jetting backwards for a second, things like that.


Kirby Hat: The kelp part of their head


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Poison Tail


Spirit Battle: On Kalos Pokemon League, the water version


Victory Screen: Disappearing into a kelp forest (or a possible messed-up option in them looking through a window at their opponent in a hospital bed).

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Clauncher takes aim and prepares to fire!

Monday, February 2, 2026

Character Sheet: The Binacle Line

BINACLE/BARBARACLE


Next up, we have Binacle and Barbaracle, a pair of noticeably ugly Pokemon based primarily on goose-necked barnacles, complete with the long hand-looking growth things. There may be some connection to the Hamsa Hand symbol of Middle Eastern culture as well, especially when we get to Mega Barbaracle.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Rock Throw > Stone Edge


Side B: Bubble Beam


Up B: Infestation > Liquidation


Down B: Iron Defense


Final Smash: Stone Edge > Mega Barbaracle


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: The different hands looking at each other, picking a spot and nestling themselves down, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Like the Bunny Hood, but with two hands on it.


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Stone Edge


Spirit Battle: On Neos City


Victory Screen: Stepping out onto a rock as a ship sinks behind it.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Skrelp gives its opponents cancer!

Saturday, January 31, 2026

Character Sheet: The Inkay Line

INKAY/MALAMAR


Next up, let's cover Inkay and Malamar, primarily based on squids and cuttlefish, but also on Lovecraftian and Eldritch lore, such as the elder god Cthulhu, their Dark/Psychic typing heavily based on this. They have a general malicious mind-control vibe going on, which you may have noticed heavily emphasized in the build-up to the reveal of their Mega form.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Psybeam > Superpower


Side B: Night Slash > Psycho Cut


Up B: Hypnosis


Down B: Payback


Final Smash: Topsy-Turvy > Mega Malamar


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Swirling its tentacles and making eye contacts, jetting around like squids do, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Their hat/squid body thing and two tentacles


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Hypnosis


Spirit Battle: On Kalos Pokemon League


Victory Screen: Their opponents dancing around, Inkay or Malamar making eye contact with the player and starting their hypnosis.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Binacle clings to victory!

Friday, January 30, 2026

Character Sheet: The Swirlix Line

SWIRLIX/SLURPUFF


Next up, we have the second of our two new Fairy lines who mostly exist to fill out the new Fairy typing. Swirlix is based on cotton candy, or fairy floss as it is sometimes called, while Slurpuff is based on a meringue and other tasty sugary pastries like cream puffs and such. In general, sugar.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Draining Kiss > Play Rough


Side B: String Shot > Sticky Web


Up B: Fairy Wind


Down B: Cotton Guard > Wish


Final Smash: Sugary Dream


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Licking at itself a la Cinnamon Toast Crunch style, grabbing a chunk of itself and eating it, things like that.


Kirby Hat: The dessert on a plate on top of his head.


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Cotton Guard


Spirit Battle: On Lively Town


Victory Screen: Dancing around in a pile of sugary treats

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors you might find on a pastry.


Thanks for reading! Next up, Inkay and Malamar are the greatest Smash fighters to ever join the game. Everyone should play only Inkay and Malamar.

Thursday, January 29, 2026

Character Sheet: The Spritzee Line

SPRITZEE/AROMATISSE


And now we come to a pair of lines who mostly just exist to fill out the newly established Fairy type. Spritzee and Aromatisse specifically are based on perfume dispensers, mixed a bit with plague doctors (known for having strong aromatics in that beak thing), as well as can-can dancers and birds. They're interesting little creations at any rate.

Here's the moveset I came up with (Strangely, despite the obvious concept, not a lot of scent-based moves for some reason):


Standard B: Draining Kiss


Side B: Disarming Voice > Psychic


Up B: Fairy Wind


Down B: Charm > Heal Block


Final Smash: Moonblast


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Doing the can-can dance, flitting around spraying some perfume mist, preening itself, things like that.


Kirby Hat: The plague doctor mask


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Fairy Wind


Spirit Battle: On Lively Town


Victory Screen: The final steps of the can-can dance leading into a bow.

Losing Screen: Fainted.


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Swirlix claims its sweet victory!

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Character Sheet: The Honedge Line

HONEDGE/DOUBLADE/AEGISLASH


Next up, we have a three-line of swords, based on cursed swords that trap the souls of those they slay, such as the one Katana wields in DC comics, and other such swords from a ton of different mythologies. They notably seem to have strong Norse influence, with designs based on the Norse knot and things like that.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Slash > Psycho Cut (II) > Sacred Sword (III)


Side B: Shadow Claw


Up B: Aerial Ace > Swords Dance (II)


Down B: Metal Sound > King's Shield (III)


Final Smash: Sacred Sword > Final Slash (III)


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Spinning and stabbing into the ground, maybe some of its souls trying to escape, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Sword Kirby, except he is using the Pokemon as the sword, and the hat matches the sash's colors.


Kart: Just Flying

Special Move: Sacred Sword


Spirit Battle: On Neos City


Victory Screen: Rising high and glinting as if being raised in victory. (also maybe taking the souls of the match's losers).

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Spritzee can-can win the battle!

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Character Sheet: The Espurr Line

ESPURR/MEOWSTIC


Skipping over Furfrou, our first standalone, we now come to Espurr and Meowstic, a pair of Psychic Pokemon based on cats, and possibly Nekomata again, with Meowstic also pulling from the fancy beret-wearing French stereotype you see in a lot of movies and such. The male and female also have their own distinct variants that are combined for the Mega.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Psybeam


Side B: Scratch > Sucker Punch


Up B: Disarming Voice


Down B: Confusion > Light Screen


Final Smash: Psyshock > Mega Meowstic


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Preening their fur, dancing around merrily, turning up their nose in a haughty fashion, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Their ears


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Confusion


Spirit Battle: On Lumiose City


Victory Screen: Floating into the air and brushing itself off.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors, with both male and female variants.


Thanks for reading! Next up, Honedge slashes into battle!