Character Sheet: James Blonde

JAMES BLONDE

Now, we have finished the television series, and we have SO many characters to cover, from all across the spectrum. There are a few characters here and there that might get a few upgrades to their movesets, mostly being the Donkey Kong cast (one example, I think Klump should absolutely have a Klaptrap gun now). But, there are so many that are so distinct from their game counterparts, I could only make a brand new slot for them. They are:

1.     Beezo

2.     Flurry

3.     Rex

4.     Tryclyde

5.     TV Mario

6.     TV Luigi

7.     Tommy Treehugger & Co-MC

8.     Evil Eric & Tammy Treehugger

9.     Princess Toadstool

10.  TV Toad

11.  Bones Bailey

12.  Oogtar

13.  King Koopa

14.  Robo Koopa

15.  TV Koopalings

16.  Wizenheimer

17.  Clovis

18.  Barney Todd

19.  Master Brian

20.  Kid Dynamo

21.  Dr. Demise

22.  Gorilla Ghost

23.  Mervin the Magician

24.  Genie

25. Brutius Maximus Grouchimus

26.  Captain Clump

27.  Bunsen

28.  Hercufleas

29.  Salvador Drainado

30.  Sergeant Kooperman

31.  Flab Boys

32.  James Blonde

33.  Vampa White

34.  Zero

35.  Captain Abidab

36.  Mugga the Medicine Woman

37.  Misaki

38.  Waldo the Wizard

39.  Quirks

40.  Queen Mushroomkhamen

41.  Wizard King of the West

42.  Junior

43.  Mighty Plumber

44.  Crime Wave Clyde

45.  Dino Riders

46.  Candy Kong

47.  Bluster Kong

48.  Eddie the Mean Old Yeti

49.  Baby Kong

50.  Kong Fu

51.  Metal Head

52.  Captain Skurvy

Next up is James Blonde from the episode "On Her Majesty's Sewer Service," a James Bond parody. Blonde appears at the very beginning of the episode, investigating the actions of King Koopa, or this time, Koopfinger. He ends up getting caught and turned to stone, resulting in his boss, N, having to recruit the Mario brothers and their friends to help instead. Now, his minimal role in the plot would normally disqualify him, but considering N supplies the brothers with a number of unique tools for their mission that one would assume Blonde would be supplied with instead, he gets the spot. These include: a phone disguised as a wrench, explosive drain cleaner, an atomic screwdriver, a laser drill, and a spy plumber's truck supplied with missiles, a shower-head gun, and a hose nozzle equipped with a mini-plunger.

Here's the moveset I came up with:

Standard B: Laser Drill

He will pull out the drill and fire it straight ahead, firing a high-powered laser as a projectile beam.

Side B: Atomic Screwdriver

Blonde will activate his screwdriver, which will spin at high speed, and then thrust it forward, damaging anyone it connects with.

Up B: Nozzle Grappling Hook

He will pull out the nozzle and fire it upwards, the mini-plunger firing from it and sticking to something high above and pulling him up.

Down B: Explosive Drain Cleaner

He will pour out the drain cleaner across the floor. It will explode on contact with the first person to cross it.

Final Smash: Spy Truck

The spy truck supplied to Mario and Luigi will drive onto the stage, firing plunger missiles everywhere and plowing through anyone in its way.

Entrance: He will drop out of a secret tube.

Taunts: Up, he will fiddle with his plunger phone for a second. Side, he will do a James Bond pose with a plumber gun. Down, he will crouch to hide for a second. (Also a secret taunt with N would be possible).

Thanks for reading! Next up is Vampa White (though I think I may have made a mistake on her. We'll see.)