Saturday, December 30, 2023

Character Sheet: Gwonam

GWONAM


And here's all the characters that I gave a definitive YES to during my second chance round. They are:

1.       Fierce Deity Link

2.       Kalin

3.       Darbus

4.       Ralis

5.       Gulley

6.       Osfala

7.       Irene

8.       Rosso

9.       Queen Oren

10.   Paya

11.   Rune

12.   Kanan

13.   Talon

14.   Ingo

15.   Gwonam

16.   Tetra’s Crew

17.   Kokiri

18.   Goron

19.   Zora

20.   Rito

21.   Korok

22.   Gerudo

23.   Stalchildren

24.   Ganon Blight

Now, we have Gwonam, a wizard and ally to Link and Zelda in the infamous CDi games. He is here, simply because King Harkinian had an echo slot open, which could have been filled by any one of the random characters introduced in those. While Morshu was a popular choice, due to his meme status, I chose Gwonam in the end because he is at least a main supporting character, while Morshu is just one of many merchants throughout the game.

Here is his moveset:


Standard B: Snowball

We could change it to a fireball spell for this one, but the general idea remains the same.


Side B: Shroud

Same, except maybe its more of a wizard's cloak this time.


Up B: Winged Helmet

I think he had a magic carpet we could trade out if we wanted to.


Down B: Flute

Same effect as before.


Final Smash: Book of Koridai and Wand of Gamelon

I'm still down with this combo.


Entrance: He will fly in on his own magic carpet.


Taunts: Up, he will works some flashy magic in the air above him. Side, he will hold out his arms and show some magic potions. Down, he will perform a death animation from the game.


Kirby Hat: His turban.


Kart: His magic carpet.

Special Move: He can play his flute and freeze opponents in place for a few seconds.


Spirit Battle: On Koridai, with Link and Zelda. The Morshu assist trophy will appear regularly.


Victory Screen: The victory screen from the game will play out.

Losing Screen: A janky death animation like the bosses would suffer will play out.


Color Swaps: His base look, and then costumes based on various NPCs from the CDi game.


Thanks for reading! Next up, Tetra's Crew set sail!

Friday, December 29, 2023

Character Sheet: Ingo

INGO


And here's all the characters that I gave a definitive YES to during my second chance round. They are:

1.       Fierce Deity Link

2.       Kalin

3.       Darbus

4.       Ralis

5.       Gulley

6.       Osfala

7.       Irene

8.       Rosso

9.       Queen Oren

10.   Paya

11.   Rune

12.   Kanan

13.   Talon

14.   Ingo

15.   Gwonam

16.   Tetra’s Crew

17.   Kokiri

18.   Goron

19.   Zora

20.   Rito

21.   Korok

22.   Gerudo

23.   Stalchildren

24.   Ganon Blight

Next, we have Ingo, Talon's hired hand at the Lon Lon Ranch, who allied himself with Ganondorf in order to take the ranch for himself, forcing Talon out and making Malon an indentured servant. His character model was later used for the bandits who try to attack Cremia's milk cart. He will be a semi-clone of Malon and Talon, but with some of the things used by Ingo and the bandits as well.

Here is his moveset:


Standard B: Pitchfork

He will stab forward with his pitchfork to pick up a bale of hay, stabbing anyone in his way in the process.


Side B: Bandit Pistols

He will pull out the guns used by the bandits and fire them in two different directions.


Up B: Cucco

This one can remain the same. Maybe something to do with the whip on his horse, but the Cucco works fine.


Down B: Lon Lon Milk

Either from the farm, or that stolen from Cremia or bought at the milk bar.


Final Smash: Ambush

The entire bandit crew will charge the stage on horseback, firing guns everywhere.


Entrance: He will be shoveling hay and grumbling.


Taunts: Up, he will fix his collar and try to look regal. Side, he will flick his whip. Down, he will stew over a half-drunk bottle of milk.


Kirby Hat: His mustache.


Kart: One of the bandit horses.

Special Move: He can call up the other bandits to chase his opponents.


Spirit Battle: On Lon Lon Ranch, with Malon helping the player.


Victory Screen: He will stand tall in his nice suit and show off his horses.

Losing Screen: He will go back to scooping hay and looking angry.


Color Swaps: His starting look from Ocarina, his fancier look from Ocarina, the three bandit brothers from Majora, a Luigi look, a Mario look, and a Waluigi look.


Thanks for reading! Gwonam faces down evil!

Thursday, December 28, 2023

Character Sheet: Talon

TALON


And here's all the characters that I gave a definitive YES to during my second chance round. They are:

1.       Fierce Deity Link

2.       Kalin

3.       Darbus

4.       Ralis

5.       Gulley

6.       Osfala

7.       Irene

8.       Rosso

9.       Queen Oren

10.   Paya

11.   Rune

12.   Kanan

13.   Talon

14.   Ingo

15.   Gwonam

16.   Tetra’s Crew

17.   Kokiri

18.   Goron

19.   Zora

20.   Rito

21.   Korok

22.   Gerudo

23.   Stalchildren

24.   Ganon Blight

Next up, we have Talon, Malon's father and the owner of Lon Lon Ranch, known for being lazy and sleeping all the time, much to his daughter's dismay. Marin likewise has a father named Tarin, of similar design, both being based heavily on Mario.

Here is his moveset:


Standard B: Romani Bow

His shots will probably be slower but more powerful.


Side B: Horse Charge

He will jump on one of the larger horses at the stable.


Up B: Golden Cucco

It will carry him up but not as high as his daughter.


Down B: Lon Lon Milk

He will drink more, thus gaining more health.


Final Smash: Romani Ranch Invasion

Same, but he'll be sleeping through it.


Entrance: He will be asleep and wake up with a snort.


Taunts: Up, his Golden Cucco will try to escape. Side, he will look around in confusion. Down, he will sit down and nap for a second.


Kirby Hat: His big mustache.


Kart: One of his horses.

Special Move: His golden cucco will allow him to float over small gaps in the track.


Spirit Battle: On Lon Lon Ranch, with Malon, Ingo, and Epona.


Victory Screen: He will rest peacefully with his Cuccos all around him.

Losing Screen: He will be sleeping curled up in a back alley, having lost the farm.


Color Swaps: His Ocarina version, Tarin from Link's Awakening, his doppelganger from Termina, a version based on Luigi, a version based on Wario, a version based on Waluigi, a version based on Malon, and a version based on Ingo.


Thanks for reading! Up next, Ingo seizes his advantage.

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Character Sheet: Kanan

KANAN


And here's all the characters that I gave a definitive YES to during my second chance round. They are:

1.       Fierce Deity Link

2.       Kalin

3.       Darbus

4.       Ralis

5.       Gulley

6.       Osfala

7.       Irene

8.       Rosso

9.       Queen Oren

10.   Paya

11.   Rune

12.   Kanan

13.   Talon

14.   Ingo

15.   Gwonam

16.   Tetra’s Crew

17.   Kokiri

18.   Goron

19.   Zora

20.   Rito

21.   Korok

22.   Gerudo

23.   Stalchildren

24.   Ganon Blight

Kanan comes from the same manga as Rune and is Link's aunt, Rune's sister, who appears to him and teaches him in the ways of elves and magic, acting as a recurring supporting character throughout both series.

Here is her moveset:


Standard B: White Sword

She will probably have a bit less raw power behind it.


Side B: Hyper Magic Sword

Being more of a magic user, this move will pack a lot more punch.


Up B: Elven Leap

She will jump much higher.


Down B: Healing Fairies

These will have substantially more healing power.


Final Smash: Demon Ganon

Same. It'll just hit a little less powerfully.


Entrance: She will land in a hero pose and rise with her fairies around her.


Taunts: Up, her fairies will swirl around her. Side, she will hold out her hand and play with one of her fairies. Down, she will crouch and look around.


Kirby Hat: Her long hair.


Kart: Based on her fairies.

Special Move: Her fairies will fly around her, with one of them fluttering off to help her opponents recover faster if she passes someone who's been hit.


Spirit Battle: On Ganon's Statue, with Link.


Victory Screen: She will hold out her arms and her fairies will flutter happily.

Losing Screen: She will be surrounded by darkness and fall.


Color Swaps: All based on her brother's.


Thanks for reading! Up next, Talon gets to work.

Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Character Sheet: Rune

RUNE


And here's all the characters that I gave a definitive YES to during my second chance round. They are:

1.       Fierce Deity Link

2.       Kalin

3.       Darbus

4.       Ralis

5.       Gulley

6.       Osfala

7.       Irene

8.       Rosso

9.       Queen Oren

10.   Paya

11.   Rune

12.   Kanan

13.   Talon

14.   Ingo

15.   Gwonam

16.   Tetra’s Crew

17.   Kokiri

18.   Goron

19.   Zora

20.   Rito

21.   Korok

22.   Gerudo

23.   Stalchildren

24.   Ganon Blight

Rune comes from the Mishouzaki manga, you know, the one where Link and Zelda are secretly siblings because his dad and her mom committed the unpardonable sin of . . . interracial sex, and thus summoned an all-powerful demon from hell to punish them. Yeah. Anyway, Rune is Link's dad, so the said elven human-diddler. I have decided to include him as a gimmick rep, since "Manga Link" covers all of the mangas, while this one was just weird enough to warrant it's own moveset.

Here is her moveset:


Standard B: White Sword

He will draw Link's ridiculous giant wedge-shaped sword from this game and stab forward with it, doing a lot of damage.


Side B: Hyper Magic Sword

He will pull out his son's second sword, the Hyper Magic Sword, and use it to blast a burst of lightning across the stage.


Up B: Elven Leap

Elves can jump very high in this, so that's what he's going to do.


Down B: Healing Fairies

The fairies of his sister Kanan will surround him and heal him a little. They can also be sent out to heal allies.


Final Smash: Demon Ganon

The big scary demon that Rune summoned via horniness will appear, cause the stage to go dark, and then impale the nearest opponent.


Entrance: He will rise from behind a bush, adjusting his tunic.


Taunts: Up, he will raise the White Sword high. Side, he will rub the back of his head and look sheepish. Down, he will crouch and peek out over some shrubbery.


Kirby Hat: His blonde hair.


Kart: Based on his own sword.

Special Move: He will thrust out with his White Sword, which will act as an obstacle for anyone coming up behind it.


Spirit Battle: On Ganon's Statue, with Kanan.


Victory Screen: He will stand tall with the White Sword and look heroic.

Losing Screen: He will be impaled by Ganon's tusk and fall to the ground.


Color Swaps: All based on Manga Link's own.


Thanks for reading! Up next, Kanan fulfills her brother's legacy.

Monday, December 25, 2023

Character Sheet: Paya

PAYA


And here's all the characters that I gave a definitive YES to during my second chance round. They are:

1.       Fierce Deity Link

2.       Kalin

3.       Darbus

4.       Ralis

5.       Gulley

6.       Osfala

7.       Irene

8.       Rosso

9.       Queen Oren

10.   Paya

11.   Rune

12.   Kanan

13.   Talon

14.   Ingo

15.   Gwonam

16.   Tetra’s Crew

17.   Kokiri

18.   Goron

19.   Zora

20.   Rito

21.   Korok

22.   Gerudo

23.   Stalchildren

24.   Ganon Blight

Naturally, the granddaughter of Impa and reincarnation of Hinata, Paya, would inherit her grandmother's playstyle. Which, now that I think about it in this context, makes my comment kinda funny in context of Impa's playstyle being very Naruto-esque.

Here is her moveset:


Standard B: Shadow Clones

More or less the same.


Side B: Quick Cuts

About the same, except she will fumble the hat as it lands.


Up B: Sheikah Teleportation

Also about the same.


Down B: Fireworks

She will be a bit panicky getting away from them in time.


Final Smash: Giant Toad

Same, except her Toad will be a bit smaller and less powerful.


Entrance: She will be scrubbing the floor, get to her feet, and bow politely.


Taunts: Up, she will take off her hat and put it on her back. Side, she will blush brightly and cover her face. Down, she will write in her diary for a second.


Kirby Hat: Her hat.


Kart: Based on a Sheikah hat.

Special Move: She will jump from her kart, deliver a series of cuts to a nearby opponent, and return before it crashes.


Spirit Battle: On Sheikah Shrine, with Impa as backup.


Victory Screen: She will say I did it, notice the camera looking, then turn into a blushing mess.

Losing Screen: Panicking over the mess she made and trying to clean it up a little.


Color Swaps: All based on Impa, but with both her Wild and Tears design.


Thanks for reading! Up next, Rune breaks the sacred law.