Thief Wario

THIEF WARIO

After stealing Count Cannoli's wand for himself and chasing the thief off, Wario discovers the wand to be alive and named Goodstyle. Goodstyle accepts Wario as his new master and teaches him all the ropes for how to be a phantom thief, and granting Wario the ability to draw himself into various costumes, including one in the form of a masked bandit.

Wario uses this ability to great effect, amassing eight different forms across the game, including the floaty Cosmic Wario, the creative Arty Wario, the fiery Dragon Wario, and the waterbound Captain Wario. Using all of these abilities, Wario is able to amass a ton of treasure and fight off adversaries such as Count Cannoli.

As a fighter, Thief Wario will be quick and stealthy, using flashy moves to help him get around. His moveset will pull from all eight costumes used across the game, and each will be represented as a different color swap.

Likelihood rating: Probably not.

Second Chance: Thief Wario

THIEF WARIO

This one is for the version of Wario from Wario: Master of Disguise with the special outfit and the wand that can put him in a bunch of new costumes. Now, before, I decided that Count Cannoli was entitled to basically everything Wario did in the game, seeing as the wand was stolen from him and he really was the true hero of the story. But, looking back, I do acknowledge I was being a little petty, and there is more than enough room for Thief Wario and Cannoli to not even have to be echoes of each other. Cannoli has a few of his own moves, and Thief Wario had a lot to work with.

So, I'm just going to come right out and say . . . 

YES

Standard B: Dragon Wario

The dragon head will appear, and Wario will breathe a stream of fire across the stage.

Side B: Genius Wario

He will briefly take on the genius's coat, and send the retractable punching glove flying forward.

Up B: Wicked Wario

He will fly upward on a gust of air with Wicked Wario's wings.

Down B: Arty Wario

He will be able to draw a block anywhere and drop it or place it as an obstacle.

Final Smash: Telmet

He will use his device to transport into the TV show and create a vortex from a TV that will pull all other players into it.

Entrance: Goodstyle will draw his costume onto him.

Taunts: Up, Goodstyle will swirl around him. Side, he will swish his cape over himself mysteriously. Down, he will draw a walking piece of poo.

Kirby Hat: his thief's mask

Kart: Based on Captain Wario's ship.

Special Move: He will be able to draw blocks and place them on the stage.

Spirit Battle: You'll have to face his eight personas one after another on S.S. Caviar.

Victory Screen: He will roll around in all of his treasure.

Losing Screen: He will find himself back on his couch with nothing.

Color Swaps: Thief Wario, Cosmic Wario, Arty Wario, Genius Wario, Sparky Wario, Captain Wario, Dragon Wario, Wicked Wario.

Thanks for reading! Next up, the final on this list, which I think gets a no, but we'll see.