Monday, March 18, 2024

Kirby's Dream Buffet

KIRBY'S DREAM BUFFET


Kirby's Dream Buffet is a very new game that is VERY diabetes-inducing. Basically, you play as one of four Kirbys as they roll around on giant levels made of cake. All of it. Every single course, everything in the game, all of it's cake. It's like they took that one meme very literally. All we need now is the astronaut with the handgun. Even the copy abilities come from food on the track that you can roll across: Burning comes from a pepper, Drill comes from a carrot, Hi-Jump comes from a gummy worm coiled into a spring, Jelly (a new one) comes from gelatin, Needle comes from hard candy, Stone comes from a chocolate bar, Tornado comes from a cupcake with a swirl of frosting, and Wheel comes from a donut.

All courses are based on some form of food. These include: Baumkuchen, Cake Rolls, Chocolate Fountain, Doughnuts, Hamburgers, Ice Cream, Pancakes, Shortcake, Cheese Fondue, Chiffon Cake, Cupcakes, a cake based on Elfilin, a cake based on Kirby, Pie, Tea Time, Waffle, Barbecue, Frozen Treats, a cake based on Magolor, Puddings a la Mode, Sandwiches, Sheet Cake, a cake based on a Whispy Woods stage, and Whole Cakes. I am very hungry. I'm going to wrap this up.

Here's what we've got so far:


Characters:

Kirby

King Dedede

Whispy Woods

Kracko

Poppy Bros.

Mr. Shine & Mr. Bright

Brobo: maybe gimmick rep? Is there enough for that?

Gordo

Waddle Dee

Waddle Doo

Observor

Wheelie: air ride gimmick rep? (Let's be real, if there was ever a game they could be a gimmick rep for . . .)

Dynablade

Shame there isn't a good rep for this game. Maybe just work it into Ball Kirby's moveset.

Etc.


Stages:

Whispy Woods Land

Kracko Land

Poppy Bros. Sr. Land

King Dedede's board

Dream Course

Kirby's Avalanche

Block Ball Arena

Star Stacker Stage

Tilt 'n' Tumble Stage

Fantasy Meadows

Celestial Valley

Sky Sands

Frozen Hillside

Magma Flows

Machine Passage

Beanstalk Park

Checker Knights

Nebula Belt

Top Ride

City Trial

All the candy stages


Items:

Dragoon

Hydra


Thanks for reading! Now, let's stop for a minute and adjust our character sheet. I think we might have only one newcomer. Is that right?

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