Monday, September 8, 2025

Character Sheet: The Buneary Line

BUNEARY/LOPUNNY


Next up, let's cover everyone's favorite line of rabbit Pokemon, Buneary and Lopunny. Everyone's favorite . . . for very specific reasons. They are quite literally based on Playboy bunnies, so I think the fandom sexualization was very much an intentional thing on the part of the designers.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Quick Attack > Headbutt


Side B: Charm


Up B: Double Kick > High Jump Kick


Down B: Defense Curl > Mirror Coat


Final Smash: Healing Wish > Mega Lopunny


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Poses. I'm not going to clarify. Just . . . poses. Buneary might be doing more cute things, like wiping its face, but Lopunny will be posing.


Kirby Hat: Their ears


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: High Jump Kick


Spirit Battle: On Beauty Contest


Victory Screen: A series of model poses.

Losing Screen: Fainted.


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Glameow claws its way to victory!

Saturday, September 6, 2025

Character Sheet: The Drifloon Line

DRIFLOON/DRIFBLIM


Next up, let's cover the Drifloon line, a line well known for its dark Pokedex entries involving kidnapping children Peter Pan-style. They are based on a basic helium balloons and hot-air balloons respectively, with the first instance of a Ghost/Flying type combo.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Shadow Ball


Side B: Hex > Phantom Force


Up B: Gust


Down B: Payback > Self-Destruct


Final Smash: Taken to the Afterlife


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Drifting around, a child appearing and taking its hand, popping temporarily, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Their coloration on his body


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Phantom Force


Spirit Battle: On Distortion World


Victory Screen: Floating off into the sky (maybe with the loser in tow)

Losing Screen: Fainted. Maybe popped.


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors.


Thanks for reading! Next up, Buneary would like to smash.

Friday, September 5, 2025

Character Sheet: The Shellos Line

SHELLOS/GASTRODON


And now, let's cover the Shellos line, a line based on sea slugs, nudibranchs and the like. They have two distinct forms, based on which coast you catch them on, but other than that, there's not much to say. I just think they're neat.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Water Gun


Side B: Mud Slap > Muddy Water


Up B: Body Slam > Ancient Power


Down B: Harden


Final Smash: Earth Power


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Fluttering their frilly feet things, extending out like a slug would, things like that.


Kirby Hat: The tops of their heads


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Earth Power


Spirit Battle: On Big Booker Bridge


Victory Screen: You know that floaty dance you always see sea slugs doing? That.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: West Sea, East Sea, their shinies, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Drifloon carries the competition away!

Thursday, September 4, 2025

Character Sheet: The Cherubi Line

CHERUBI/CHERRIM


Next up, we have a line of Pokemon based on cherries and cherry blossoms respectively, with Cherrim having the unique mechanic of opening up when the sun is out and closing when it's not. Other than that, not a ton to say about them.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Magical Leaf


Side B: Leafage


Up B: Growth > Petal Blizzard


Down B: Morning Sun > Sunny Day (also "turn off Sunny Day," basically it's the switch forms move)


Final Smash: Solar Beam


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Dancing around, flapping its leaves, trying to wake up the second head, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Their leaves


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Sunny Day


Spirit Battle: On My Pokemon Ranch


Victory Screen: Basking in the sunlight

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Shellos gets into a slugfest!

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Character Sheet: The Buizel Line

BUIZEL/FLOATZEL


Skipping over this generation's Pikachu clone, we come to a line that really felt like the generation's mascot back when it was coming out. I don't know, I just felt like it was everywhere. Buizel and Floatzel are based on sea weasels (not otters, I guess, even though those basically literally are sea weasels), with floaties like those you'd wear to a pool.

Here's the moveset I came up with for them:


Standard B: Water Gun


Side B: Aqua Jet > Aqua Tail


Up B: Swift > Whirlpool


Down B: Soak


Final Smash: Floatin' Tsunami


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Flicking their tail, adjusting their floaties, floating on their back, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Their floaties


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Aqua Tail


Spirit Battle: On Big Booker Bridge


Victory Screen: Toweling off after the battle

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors


Thanks for reading! Next up, Cherubi gets picked!

Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Character Sheet: The Combee Line

COMBEE/VESPIQUEN


And now for our second of two bug lines who both have a unique gender divergence in their evolutions. This time, specifically, it's that the males don't evolve at all, and the females become Vespiquen. This line is based on honeybees, their whole queen-based social structure, and the honeycombs that they create.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Bug Bite > Fell Stinger


Side B: Gust > Fury Cutter


Up B: Struggle Bug > Air Slash


Down B: Sweet Scent > Attack Order


Final Smash: Defend the Hive!


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Buzzing around, doing the waggle dance, eating some honey, things like that.


Kirby Hat: A honeycomb with Kirby's face, arms, and feet.


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Attack Order


Spirit Battle: On PokePark


Victory Screen: All the bees buzzing around their hive

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: Main, shiny, other general colors. Plus the male version for Combee.


Thanks for reading! Next up, Buizel floats to the top.

Monday, September 1, 2025

Character Sheet: The Burmy Line

BURMY/WORMADAM/MOTHIM


Next up, let's cover Burmy, Wormadam, and Mothim, yet another line based on bagworms, because that was an animal that needed two Pokemon lines. Though I suppose we did have two axolotl lines in two sequential generations, so whatever. This line has the unique quirk of the females becoming just bigger bagworms, while the males sprout wings and fly. Also Burmy and Wormadam both have three different cloak types, which lend Wormadam three different typings.

Here's the moveset I came up with:


Standard B: Bug Bite


Side B: Tackle > Razor Leaf/Rock Blast/Metal Blast | Psybeam


Up B: String Shot > Bug Buzz | Air Slash


Down B: Protect > Infestation | Poison Powder


Final Smash: Infested Forest


Entrance: Poke Ball


Taunts: Shifting around inside their pods, building their pods, fluttering their wings, things like that.


Kirby Hat: Their cloaks as pajamas, and Mothim's wings.


Kart: The Poke Ball car

Special Move: Infestation


Spirit Battle: On PokePark


Victory Screen: Snuggling up and tucking back into their shells, or flying back to see their Wormadams.

Losing Screen: Fainted


Color Swaps: All three cloaks and shinies, plus two more. Then Mothim's main, shiny, and other general colors.


Thanks for reading! Next up, Combee fights for the hive!